Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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