so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Farmville is her only friend.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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