is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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