I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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