I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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