I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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