Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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