I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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