You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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