Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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