ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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