dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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