Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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