He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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