A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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