last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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