Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
