Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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