One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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