rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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