But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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