I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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