she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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