My hand turned me down
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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