Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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