Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
