So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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