if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dicks are not precious.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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