One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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