If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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