then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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