ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Randomize
