She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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