# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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