Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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