would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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