I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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