Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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