so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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