talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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