I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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