it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we're chasing vodka with high fives
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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