in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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