Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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