So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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