i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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