My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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