I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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