I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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