So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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