so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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