another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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