HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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