bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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