Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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