Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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